Nonsense talk

Study: Women Dress More Revealingly When Ovulating
Men dress more revealingly during playoffs.

New Research: Smoking Marijuana May Stave Off Alzheimer's
Just saying no contraindicated.

British Research: 1 in 5 Think About Sex When Driving
1 in 15 think about driving during sex.

Study: Cigarette Nicotine LevelsRise 10% in Last 6 Years
Tobacco companies' reward to smokers for their loyalty.

Survey: Kids Can Easily Get Around Most Web Filters
Adults need kids' help.

Analysis: U.S. Losing in Iraq, Afghanistan
Winning in Panama, Grenada.

Latest Study: Even Slightly Overweight People Face Much Higher Risk of Premature Death
Experts advise public not to read study.

Study: Sexy Music Leads to Sex
Which leads to a recording contract.

Research: Money Doesn't Buy Happiness
Just more research.

Study: Coffee Makes You More Open-Minded
Bush switches to tea.

Mushrooms Found to ContainPlenty of Vitamin D
There's even more in poisonous mushrooms.

New Study: Low-Salt Diet, Like Low-Fat Diet, Has No Proven Health Benefit
Did somebody say McDonald's?

Study: Men Claim Having Two to Four Times as Many Sex Partners as Women
Conclusion: men and women are lying.