Nonsense Talk III

Study: Rats Think Like Humans
They lie, cheat, eat too much cheese.

Jimmy Carter: Bush Administration “Worst in History”
Even worse than his.

Study: Income Gap Widening
Between Filthy Rich and Stinking Rich.

France Sent CIA 9 Reports in Early 2001 About Al Qaeda Hijack Plot
But the U.S. have no one who reads French.

Japan Recalls 180,000 Toilets Which Can Catch on Fire
If any gas is released.

Study: More Kids 10-17 Seeing Online Porn, Mostly By Accident
Or so they claim.

Referendum Making Egypt a Police State Gets Enthusiastic 4% Voter Turnout
96% opposing police state stay home.

Iraq Poll: Majority Say Things Better Under Saddam
Call for regime change in U.S.

Study: Women Become Sexually Aroused as Fast as Men
But men fall asleep faster after sex.

High Tech Latex Spray Condom: Insert Penis, Press Button
Users say it's better than sex.

U.S. Military Non-Combat Efforts Now Include Building Schools, Hospitals
Got idea from Hezbollah.

New Diet Coke Plus Contains Vitamins and Minerals
Aimed at anorexic health nuts.