Nonsense talk II

White House: Press Never Reports Good News From Iraq
Like that new school (bombed) and that new hospital (never built).

Study: Human Sperm Use Teamwork to Reach Egg
Employ sophisticated eleven-man formations to confuse defenses.

Tea's Benefits Ruined When You Add Milk
Milk's benefits ruined when you add tea.

Co-Inventor of TV Remote Dies
From lack of exercise.

Report: English, Irish, Scots Genetically the Same
Findings greeted with identical drunken brawls in Dublin, Glasgow, London.

Statue of Liberty Spanks Bush
Uncle Sam sodomizes Cheney

Sex May Relieve Headaches
Finding renders excuse “I've got a headache” worse than useless.

White House: Iraq in “New Phase”
The one between “civil” and “war.”

Study: Male B.O. a Turn-On for Women
Women also turned on by bad breath, dandruff.

New Brain Scan Can Read People's Intentions
Could help doctors determine if patient intends to pay.

Women Make Slight Gains in Latest Workforce Data
Mostly in entertainment industry.

White House: Iraq in “New Phase”
The one between “civil” and “war.”

Study: Human Contact Helps People Live Longer
According to researchers' mass e-mailing.