Nonsense again

Iraq Update: U.S. Attacks Shiites; Shiites Attack Sunnis
Sunnis attack U.S.; U.S. attacks Sunnis; Sunnis attack Shiites; Shiites attack Shiites; Sunnis attacks Sunnis; U.S. attacks U.S.

Studay: Average Arab Home Has 1500 TV Channels
And one book.

Study: 30% Don't Use Internet
They go outside, talk to other people, read books, newspapers.

Survey: Web News Readers Have Greater Attention Span
Those who read newspapers tend to rip them up after the headline.

Sex Trade Booming in Baghdad; Opium Trade Booming in Kabul
Pimps, dealers support long-term U.S. presence.

Good News: First Earthlike Planet Just Like Ours
Bad news: first Earthlike planet just like ours.

Bush: We'll Leave Iraq “If They Ask Us”
And invade Iran “if they ask us.”

Google Survey: Average Blog Read by One Person
And you know who that is.

Palestinian Violence Intensifies
Factions fighting over whether or not they're in a civil war.

Report: Global Warming Will Hit Poor Hardest
Rich will prosper selling poor air conditioners.

Panel: Man to Blame for Global Warming
Specifically, one man: George W. Bush.

Condoleezza Rice: “It’s Time for a New Middle East”
Demolition has already begun.

Bees Trained To Sniff Explosives
Wanted: volunteers to both handle bees, defuse bombs.

Good News: Iraqi Death Squads Disappearing
Bad News: they're now the police.

Major Problem Emerges in Bush Plan to Attack Iran
He can't pronounce either “Mahmoud” or “Ahmadinejad.”

Study: Most Diets Fail
However, most diet books succeed.

Study: Roasted Vegetables as Bad for Teeth as Sugar
Public advised to eat toothpaste.

Study: Earth's Magnetic Field Declining Rapidly
Public urged to tape pictures to refrigerator.

Iraqi Farmers Now Growing Opium Instead of Rice
Transition to democracy nearly complete.

Report: Bush Refused to Hear CIA's Warnings About Iraq
“Surprise me,” he told them.

Iraqi’s Interior Ministry to Ban News Reporters, Photographers From Sites of Bomb Attacks
What bomb attacks?

UK Firm Unveils World's First Million Dollar Laptop
Hopes to sell one.

Study: Married Couples' Sex LifeHalved by Having TV in Bedroom
From once a year to once every two years.